Once there was the Vyas :-)
Who cooked with SFDC Gas :-}
Was swallowed by a whale :-o
And lived to tell me his tale ... :-|
“I like eating Idli” said he,
“Because it is so tasty !
But I eat them mainly,
Because they make me brawny ;-)
Little did I then realise,
Or even visualise,
That one day this diet of mine
Would save my lives nine.
I once went out to sea
The expanse I had to see
I was earnest in a way
Much like Hemmingway
On my hammock looking at the sky
I pondered on the deck why
There's no mobile reception
In the middle of the Ocean !
Just like I did in Thekkadi,
Fell asleep did I - on the deck
A Tsunami came along slyly
Like an oil price rise in OPEC.
Along came a great wave
A loud shout I did rave.
Tossed me rather callously
Ruffled my feathers rather rudely !
Tossed me – and my laptop
As heavy as a UST G ESOP …
And in the above sky
Cloud Computing was I!
I went up like a rocket
Came down like a son-of-a-gun.
Then I got wet
And then it was no fun.
As my heart [literally] sank,
Lots of salt [unwillingly] I drank.
On my way to Rock Bottom,
Quickly quipped a Saraswati Namam.
Then Suddenly
I moved not vertically.
Very Strangely
I sunk horizontally.
Moby Dick
Sucked me in quick.
Suddenly I was warmer
And saw a light up yonder.
Thinking I was krill,
He squeezed me until,
He had to get me out.
Sneezed me out of his snout.
And there I was in the air
A spectacle no doubt
Desperately floating in despair
But thuddenly back on the boat.
Wet Dreams are made of these
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
And no-one believes me.”
The Vyas thinks often of the holy sites
The SaGe of them hole-y sights!
Here I was wailing away my time
While he was having a whale of a time !
--- The SaGe
[Forbidden Stanza]
The Vyas now thinks about Religious and Sects.
While I now think about Sacrilegious and Sex,
Everyone thinks they’re smarter.
